Tuesday, 22 December 2015

Winter Solstice Waking

Hey, I've just woken up with a xmas morning sort of feeling, as if I've something to celebrate, which is a bit odd because I'm not a party animal..., Unless I am, and I just hadn't realised, and the winter solstice is a big deal, isn't it, in a mathematical, geographical, world-tipping-over sort of way, because after today it'll all be downhill, like easy going, until midsummer and beyond, won't it. Won't it?

Well, no. For a couple of months at least, it'll be increasingly grim (apart from having a little more daylight), and it would surely make more sense to celebrate having got through a winter, than having reached the start or middle of one. Wouldn't it. My own internal clock(s) tell me that here at Britain's latitudes the seasons aren't of equal length, but if each season is thirteen weeks long, then the middle of February would be a good time to start thinking that we might not starve, nor die of cold, and that we might then still have enough flour in the bin, turnips in the clamp, and dried apples in the loft, to almost ensure our survival into another summer. If the spring isn't too wet.

So saying, it's highly likely that in the bleak midwinter those ancient dudes did have a significant party involving many days of excessive consumption and for that I think we owe them considerable respect for having contrived a lifestyle which allowed them the confidence to use up a lot of their stored food and drink at a time when for weeks and weeks and weeks no more would be coming in.

Around 1st February the Celts had another party, Imbolc, pronounced Ee-molk (you want English pronunciation to make sense?), and that party again implies considerable confidence in their own survival abilities, but it's not related to a generally recognised solar event and doesn't occur at a particularly neat division of the year. And meteorologists say 1st March is the first day of spring, but only on 20 March will we reach the spring equinox, so before we introduce any more confusion, can we please agree to celebrate every single day?

And to be deep, not shallow, to be crisp, not stale, and most of all, to be even.

Sunday, 13 December 2015

After the Flood

The Lune flooded on a Saturday night. These images were collected on a short, quick bike ride on the following very warm Monday afternoon during a remarkable change in our very changeable weather.

Posted by Sum Dood on Sunday, 13 December 2015

Sunday, 15 November 2015

And They Screwed Us

And they screwed our national health service, and they screwed our schools, and they screwed our university students, and they screwed our privacy, and they screwed our rail service, and they screwed the forestry commission, and they screwed local government, and they screwed the national park service, and they screwed the environment agency, and they screwed alternative energy, and they screwed the social services, and they screwed the civil service, and they screwed the fire service, and they screwed the cops, and they screwed the armed services...
And they screwed you.
And they screwed your granny.
And they screwed your children.
All so that they, the utter bastards of the One Percent, can privatise and make money off the mess that's left.
And we let them.

Saturday, 22 August 2015

Moine House

Drive along the top edge of mainland Scotland and at 58.503333, -4.544389 you will see this abandoned house, Moine House.

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Saturday, 28 February 2015

Bla Bheinn

This is now, but once in the early 1950s when everything was black and white, or even sepia, my parents were holidaying on Skye, "And we weren't even engaged then", says my mother, adding, "Do you still have our painting of Bla Bheinn?" (I think I could find it).

"It was a Saturday", says my dad, "And we were hammering down a long hill to catch the last ferry with seven spokes broken in the back wheel", (of the tandem), "And we missed it", says my mother, "And we had to stop in an unmanned" (you could say that in the '50s) "youth hostel" (at Armadale), "And", says my mum, "We had no food, but we bought some from a mobile shop and the man had no change, but he said, 'It's alright, pay me on Monday morning'", (because back then on a Sunday everything stopped for godness sake), "And we did".

Friday, 13 February 2015

Boarding School at an Early Age is Child Abuse.

My dad was sent away, aged seven, to Wycliffe Preparatory School, then known as Ryeford, and on to Wycliffe College. His two older brothers had been too. I don't know if my own parents could have afforded it, they certainly hinted that affording it would be difficult, but at ten I was given the opportunity to go to Wycliffe and I turned it down!

Such schooling in most cases leads to unfounded confidence and a significant void in the empathy department, which is why, of course, most, or far too many, of our politicians, business leaders and royalty behave like the inadequate, desensitized fuckwits we know them to be.

Sunday, 8 February 2015

Fuckwits and Farridges

George Galloway has been asking, Why can't we all oppose both anti-Semitism and Islamophobia? It seems to me that a better question would be, Why aren't we kind to Everyone? (Closely followed by, Why aren't we kind to every sentient being?). An answer *might* be, Because we are nasty. 

I wonder if we will ever conclude that almost all violence, aggression and nastiness, originates from fear, whether that fear be affecting still a violent 30yr old criminal who was beaten or similarly humiliated as a child, or affecting as now our increasingly poorly educated and unequal and mean-spirited island nation who have been told repeatedly that foreign people are going to steal our sweets, our females, our holiday money, our jobs, etc.

And come to think of it, aren't all nations island nations? And what reasonably could be considered kind or helpful about the process, and the result, of determining that we are us, and you are not? We are humans and you are animals; we are Catholics and you are Protestants; we are Christians and you are Jews / Muslims / Jains / Atheists; we are white-skinned, but your skin is of any other colour?

I don't think we are inherently nasty, by the way, but I do think we have acquired a long lasting and often non-specific distrust of strangers. And I'm pretty confident that ignorance is what causes most of our distrust. 

Why? Because generally a stranger about whom we gain adequate knowledge can no longer be considered a stranger. Can they.

Recently I've read that a significant number of anthropologists now consider that human nature is not to be nasty, but to work for the common good, to be kind, to be helpful. When we are misled and ill-informed we fail in this, and then we produce and follow an excess of freaks, weirdos, Hitlers, fuckwits and Farridges.

Thursday, 22 January 2015

And Yew and Yew

On BBC Winterwatch they've just been talking about yew trees and I was reminded so suddenly and strongly of Miss Toomey, the dinner lady at my 2nd primary school (in Highnam, Glos). Very old but agile, woolly beret'd, fluffy coated, speccy, and thin as a stick, she'd have climbed up the bank from the dell and would suddenly appear from behind the trunk I'd repeatedly climbed to an enormous height and in an old-lady screech she'd shout,

Get down, Stewart, them berries is poisonous! [No-one else has ever called me Stewart, but realising quickly that it'd help me avoid further trouble, I didn't complain].

And again I remember - it'd be probably 7-8 years later - clouds of gnats dancing in the glare of the setting sun when one late autumn evening my dad and I were voluntarily doing surgery on the old yew trees in the churchyard at Cantref. And the chainsaw blunted so quickly on the steely branches. And we'd forgotten the sharpening file. So we left the job in a bit of a mess. And next evening it was raining and we had to come back to finish off.

And because we like things in threes

I'm wondering why it was that my dad, ostensibly a peaceful man, then a Liberal but nowadays Green-voting, a fourth generation vegetarian, chapel-going but later a Quaker, should enjoy so much and so often telling me about the bloodthirsty Battle of Crécy (and others), in which much killing of the French was done by the English armed with longbows of yew, when after all it was 280 years since the Norman Conquest and WTF were we doing being a bloody nuisance in someone else's back yard? Again.

Wednesday, 21 January 2015


Joanne and I have just watched The Grand Budapest Hotel on DVD. It's great, really very enjoyable and, because I haven't yet been any nearer to Budapest, it made me want to go back to Ljubljana (What a name! I don't know what it means, but it sounds so beautiful), and dodge the wasps around the fruit stalls on the outdoor market by the river, stroll across the bridge with the padlocks on it, eat outdoor cafe lunch and listen to real, no, real real gypsy jazz, then to stroll along photographing elegant bicycles parked in the sun for no other reason, I'm sure, than for people to take photographs of them.

Sunday, 11 January 2015

Soggy Old Xmas Cards

So instead of recycling old xmas cards from home, I thought I'd take them to WH Smith. In full waterproofs (yes, a proper 100% waterproof '70s-style Helly jacket, etc.), I rode the rusty steed into the little city through some pretty good quality rain only to be told our WHS hasn't done xmas card collections for 4 or 5 years, but that TK Maxx were doing it. In TK Maxx I was told Boots were doing it.
In Boots I had a good old natter about cycling, France, creaking necks, etc with Ian Johnston, then the staff there wrongly suggested the photo department were taking old xmas cards. It was busy, but a nice shelf-stacking woman nearby said, No, Sainsbury's was the place.

So I went to Ye Olde John O'Gaunt, once Lancaster's very best and busiest music pub, and drank a half of some local beer and scoffed a packet of crisps. Around 2pm customers numbered me, then three, then two as I left.
In Sainsbury's I dropped our soggy xmas cards into a cardboard box for the FSC (not knowing how responsible they are, but hey-ho), swerved my trolley around great clumps of Chinese students, bought some organic veg and some very heavy tinned stuff, man, and cycled home mostly uphill in rain so wet you'd have thought it had come from Wales.

Anyway, no harm done, and even though I've cycled about five miles only, I feel as if I've almost had an adventure.

Saturday, 10 January 2015

The Nonchalant Log.

I once mentioned that because I cut and collect all our own firewood, I recognise many of the logs when a year or more later they finally come into the house. I really do remember quite clearly where they came from and when. Some folks seemed to think that that was cool and zennish, but I thought it was just because I have a good memory for that sort of thing. Well, it's honest, hard and tiring work and leads to a feeling of achievement at the time, and right throughout the autumn and winter, and whenever I choose to smirk at our little gas bills. But a few of the logs we're burning today are slightly less than honestly acquired.

One afternoon in autumn 2013 I was driving in a lane east of High Newton, Cumbria when the road descended to a bridge. Over a drystone wall by a wooded stream I saw a good long length of ash wood. I thought it had probably been blown down onto the road a few months earlier, tidied up by a contractor, and thrown over the wall. I reckon I had no right to it at all, but there is no better wood than ash for burning, so I backed onto the verge, listened for approaching traffic and hearing none, climbed carefully over the wall. The log was very long, 6-7ins in diameter at the thick end and very heavy indeed. I found a midpoint for balance, lifted and staggered a short way across the steep slope to the wall where I only just managed to lift the log over the top to let it flump down onto the verge. I climbed back over, picked up the log again and walked very unsteadily towards the van. Hearing a vehicle coming I urged myself into a situation where I could drop the log out of sight between the van and the wall. I emerged onto the roadside empty handed and only just managed not to do a suspiciously nonchalant whistle as a Discovery went slowly by. Discoveries always seem to me to be off-comers' vehicles, not to be taken quite as seriously as locals', so I flattened the bed in the van, spread out a couple of old jackets, waited for no more traffic noise, and slid the log inside. It was so long that it ended up next to the gear lever and I could only just shut the back door.

l drove up out of the little valley and only then, but almost immediately, noticed a gated driveway on my left and evidence of much clearing and planting of shrubs. Clearly I had just taken "my" firewood from someone's woodland garden! But that log was too damned heavy to replace, so I drove on. Nonchalantly.